We hesitate to tell you this but apparently it is National Tell A Joke Day. Who knew?
So, since Pernilla Tweddle of marketing company, PropertyStream, was optimistic kind enough to send us these groan-inducing home/property-related offerings in the hope they’d be published, we take no huge pleasure in inflicting passing them on to you. Don’t blame us, we didn’t write them.
How many ants do you need to rent out an apartment? Tenants.
How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.
What does a British estate agent care about the most? Their proper-teaWe got a new sofa from the furniture store yesterday. Sofa-r, so good.
Zombies are most afraid of the living room.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used Windows.
What area of a room is the warmest? The corner – it’s always 90 degrees.
What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house? Broommates.
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house? A wide scream TV.
Where does a sink go dancing? The dish-co.
Can you do better? Please feel free to add your own property-related jokes in the comments sections.
My colleagues contribution….
A robber walks into a Estate Agency and says.. nobody move
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What’s the difference between an Estate Agent and a Conveyancer?
The Conveyancer knows he is boring.
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Why do people take an instant dislike to estate agents?
To save time.
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Boomin is there for agents.
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Winner!
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Purple Bricks
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Help to Buy makes housing more affordable for first time buyers
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Why don’t estate agents look out of the window in the morning
Because then they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon
Did you hear about the estate agent that hasn’t managed to sell a house recently
No, neither did I.
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Q. What do you call a hundred conveyancers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A start.
Don’t get your knickers’ in a twist its a joke 😉
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An estate agent thoughtfully sent his customary bunch of flowers to a purchaser who has just moved in. Unfortunately, they arrived with a card saying ‘Rest in Peace’.
Furious, the recipient phoned the florist, who replied: “I’m really sorry for the mistake, Madam. But just think – there’s a funeral taking place today with some flowers on the coffin where the message reads: “We wish you happiness in your new home”.
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What room won’t you find ghosts in?
The living room.
What do you call a house with a colourful front door?
Adorable.
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Shelter help house the homeless.
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Use you vote for a better life.
Don’t vote for a politician.
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