The spoofing website, NewsBiscuit, has published a ‘story’ on the public’s show of support for estate agents returning to work.
They report that, ‘The PM and Royal Family joined in the first nationwide tribute, bashing a number of kitchen implements, borrowed from kitchen staff.’
Putting on a brave face about getting back to the office, Shane Widdecombe of Aspecting Estate Agents in Colchester said:
‘My shiny suit repels all dirt, germs and incredulity.
‘Anyway, we find most people want to stand at least six or seven feet away from us, so it’s all good.’
Meanwhile, apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow and Captain Tom Moore are among the big names producing an all-star musical tribute ‘Imagine (There’s no Estate Agents)’.