Property of the Week – and it’s a two-bedroom flat in north London sold subject to contract.

Whether that’s because or in spite of its unusual property description, who knows?

Still, let’s be positive: it must have done the job.

The property has now been taken down from Rightmove, but EYE has long learned to take screengrabs. This one, below, was last Friday.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63707335.html