Picture of the Week: And – curses! – here’s a spell-binding property

| Rosalind Renshaw

Picture of the Week: And how in the name of all that’s spooky did this manage to get on to Rightmove?

It’s cursed land for sale, no evening viewings, and it’s quite a development opportunity for those who aren’t of a nervous disposition.

The last owners vanished without trace, and records show various uses over the centuries, including blood rituals and spring fayres.

Building work can begin just as soon as rubble from the old headstones have been removed. But mind the mausoleum!

Oh, and escorted viewings are available in broad daylight.

Now for the real horror: There’s no EPC.

Question is: By the time you read this, will Rightmove’s witchcraft have been at work and magicked this JOHNS&CO listing away?

And sure enough . . . doomed just a few hours after this story appeared, and before some of us had a chance to say hallo, as in Halloween.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74927086.html?utm_source=sendtofriend&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=buying

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8 Comments

  1. GeorgeOrwell
    October 22, 2019 at 07:48

    Property joy amongst the mundane

    I’m interred ‘ested!

     

     

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  2. GeorgeOrwell
    October 22, 2019 at 07:50

    Why didn’t they add – If you read this You must buy it or be Doomed!

     

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  3. Paulfromromsey87
    October 22, 2019 at 09:07

    Great location though, it’s the dead centre of town.

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  4. s71
    October 22, 2019 at 09:53

    Publicity Stunt!!

    Halloween Prank!!

     

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    1. AgencyInsider
      October 22, 2019 at 09:56

      Your powers of deduction are truly astounding s71.

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      1. GPL
        October 22, 2019 at 10:03

        Sherlock H O M E S

        …see what I did there 🙂

        Goodbye.

         

         

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  5. CountryLass
    October 22, 2019 at 10:18

    Aww, it’s gone!

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    1. Carpets And Curtains Included
      October 22, 2019 at 16:39

      Clearly a ghost listing.

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