Tomorrow, we welcome back our inimitable columnist Big T.

He returns from an important fact-finding mission in which he claims to have taken tea with reps from all three of the big portals.

Furthermore, all three at once and in the same place.

So, who had their cake and ate it?

Don’t miss Trevor Kent’s take on what was clearly an historic encounter.

It will appear in tomorrow morning’s Eye weekend send-out.

The picture shows him preparing for what sounds to have been something of a possibly batty show-down.

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