As we all know, EweMove enjoys fleecing its puns.
For instance . . .
Its mascot is a green sheep called Ewenice.
Its managing director is called the Head Shepherd.
Its headquarters are known as the Sheep Pen, and instead of carpets it has AstroTurf.
However, you really can’t make this one up.
We now hear that one of its newest recruits to its franchise support team is Julia Robinson.
She has joined from British Wool!
Shear rumour, of course.
Comments (13)
Like a lamb to slaughter . . .
This story really gave me the needle. Am in stitches although just dropped one, apologies. There’s a pattern emerging here, having a ball. Cant get the staff, bless you my flock!
What a Dag (australian slang for a lump of matted wool and faeces hanging from the rear end of a sheep) Pretty much sums up the whole ewe movement (pun intended)
Be interesting when she puts ‘pen’ to paper!
Surely they are knitting this story into an unbelievable yarn….
You cant pull the wool over my eyes
No estate agency experience but providing their franchisees support!!???
Loving these puns for a bit of Friday Fun. Don’t be Sheepish – keep them coming…
How did PIE ‘come by’ this story? Would it otherwise have got ‘away’? Questions, questions. I need a ‘lie down’.
Because EweMove cannot stop ramming their brand home
Bit of luck they get an outbreak of foot and mouth.
I’m not going to comment on this “thread”
Baaaaa aaaa aaaaaaaah