Pictures of the Week – and, yes, we have a choice for you to enjoy.

And enjoyment is certainly the word for this person, best described as a sitting tenant, tucking into a TV dinner.

No doubt a lot more fun than getting out of the way of the photographer and doing a spot of tidying up in the kitchen in what is described as a “luxury apartment”.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-64798589.html

Now for our second picture which sparked a police visit after an eagle-eyed property hunter spotted what looked like a weapon on the Rightmove listing and tipped off the old bill.

The police found that it was in fact a paintball gun.

All the same, as you can see, it has been removed from the Rightmove listing, bottom, in a farewell to arms.