So just what is going on in the eMoov bunkers?

| Rosalind Renshaw

So how have things been at Brentwood Towers  – home of Russell Quirk’s eMoov empire – recently?

Here is unmissable footage of the turmoil within, and the blame apparently resting with the PR and marketing team.

In particular, someone called Stephen not getting his glorious leader a slot on Sky News or Question Time in the first.

While the punch line in the second is a laugh out loud moment.

They are also very funny not least because of the adverts that may pop up (we got an online agent that isn’t eMoov).

http://captiongenerator.com/81075/Enemy-at-the-front-gates

http://captiongenerator.com/81290/The-Master-Plan-goes-awry

 

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21 Comments

  1. surrey1
    March 11, 2016 at 07:14

    Pretty sure I won’t see anything better than this today.

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  2. Frown Please
    March 11, 2016 at 07:14

    That is one of the best things I have seen. And is not far off how he actually reacts.

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  3. Robert May
    March 11, 2016 at 07:19

    I’ve only been able to view this using Chrome, my Firefox is tied down so hard the video doesn’t play.  I have to say this is the best  version of the parody I’ve seen. Whoever is behind  them is putting a great deal of thought and effort into the scripts, although any nearer the knuckle on  from the 3rd film and I think the only people viewing it would be the plaintiff, the defendant, their respective legal teams and a judge.

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    1. Frown Please
      March 11, 2016 at 07:21

      3rd film MR May?

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      1. Robert May
        March 11, 2016 at 07:55

        And counting; another arrived before 6 this morning.  I think those people mentioned in the New Years honours list  have been granted special access to a box set.

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        1. smile please
          March 11, 2016 at 13:43

          Do you have the links to the others?

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          1. Coding Dobby
            March 11, 2016 at 13:56

            Robert has got his head in a 4200 property file which is auto detecting portal juggling, he might be some while.

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            1. Frown Please
              March 11, 2016 at 16:10

              So it would seem you are making these then Robert?

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              1. Robert May
                March 11, 2016 at 17:51

                I’m almost tempted to claim it was me but  I can honestly say feeding  his somewhat unusual attention seeking  behaviour isn’t something I can be bothered with. That said I do find these incredibly funny although it’s a bit sad that he incites so little respect from whoever is putting these together.

                You have to feel sorry for the bloke and those who ought to be proud of his achievements; Quirk won’t care  but he  makes those people associated with him uncomfortable and embarrassed

                 

                 

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  4. fotw2614
    March 11, 2016 at 07:23

    Very good! I am sure Russell will use this in his training sessions for new staff! Surely someone will do a Purple Bricks version!?

     

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    1. Robert May
      March 11, 2016 at 07:59

      There is rumoured to be ‘Twins’ version and a ‘Hilarious interview’  version as well as a Brian Cox version.

       

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  5. agency negotiation limited
    March 11, 2016 at 07:50

    And they say creative genius is dead. Hilarious.

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  6. smile please
    March 11, 2016 at 09:19

    Fantastic!

    A real eye on the wall documentary!

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  7. Chri Wood
    March 11, 2016 at 09:50

    I would imagine Russell (if he read PIE, ahem) won’t be able to decide whether it is wonderful that he is the centre of attention or, furious that the entire industry is laughing at him (again)

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    1. M Barnard
      March 11, 2016 at 09:55

      He has recently tweeted this Chris ‘eMoov team are angered by this today. They say working for me is nothing like portrayed. It’s MUCH more intense ;)’ so somebody must have watched it for him!

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      1. PeeBee
        March 11, 2016 at 11:01

        Oh? PLEASE keep me informed of his Tw@tterings – I’m blocked from seeing his page these days ‘cos I play too rough… ;o)

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        1. PeeBee
          March 12, 2016 at 17:58

          AWWWWWW… looks like I’ve upset a plank.

          Twice, to be precise.

          Signs of success, then…

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  8. Chri Wood
    March 12, 2016 at 09:23

    That second one has made my day!

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  9. smile please
    March 12, 2016 at 09:30

    These are brilliant.

    I need more of these in my life!!!!

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  10. JJ
    March 12, 2016 at 13:36

    Very funny and clever.

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  11. DayBook93
    March 12, 2016 at 21:32

    Not as good as the AHIPP version which was hilarious and even featured Ros!

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