How much would you pay for an artfully vandalised Foxtons Mini?

Yours for £250!

We spotted the scale model for sale online.

It is one of a limited edition of ten, is signed under the bonnet and includes a certificate of authenticity.

Apparently eight out of the ten are already sold, which just goes to prove something . . . we’re just not sure what, other than it can’t be long before a Foxtons Mini turns up on the Antiques Roadshow and the proud owner faints in shock at the valuation before declaring they’ll never sell it.