Here is our picture of the week – and, as you might expect with polling day looming, it is wonderfully political.

Pictured with Nigel Farage on an advertising hoarding alongside it, espousing some kind of message to voters, is the lovely Cleopatra’s Massage Parlour in Cleethorpes Road, Grimsby, with four flats above.

It is, as the particulars accurately put it, a “mixed use” property.

We would not have thought it possible to get the words “massage parlour” and “Nigel Farage” quite legitimately and truthfully into the same sentence – but anyway, we’ve done it.

And we don’t think anyone will try and sue, which makes a refreshing change.

The “mixed use” investment is for auction here

You can start bidding – and voting – on Thursday.